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Thursday, July 15, 2010
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…
The Best days begin with laughter. The BESTEST days begin with Twilight mockery and Chicken and Biscuits. Happy Thursday everyone.
Monday, July 12, 2010
New Year.New Layout. Same Awesome
OK so after my ridiculously long sabbatical. Sorry. I'm back. Gonna keep this one short and sweet as it focuses on more important issues than my return to the blogoshpere. Here for keeps, enjoy.
Only in UK. Change this!!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Earth Day
So Earth Day is coming up 4/22, and I love this holiday. I love the Earth, I love talking about how much I love the Earth, I love when other people get jazzed about how much THEY love the Earth. And when the Discovery Channel has the idea to put all of this love held for the Earth into a 1:01 min commercial, with a catchy jingle... you guessed it I love that too.
Disney is coming out with a movie called "Earth". Coming to theaters 4/22 for every ticket sold that first week, they'll plant a tree. So please go see the movie because the world really is just an awesome place.
Disney is coming out with a movie called "Earth". Coming to theaters 4/22 for every ticket sold that first week, they'll plant a tree. So please go see the movie because the world really is just an awesome place.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Super Furry Animals
Favorite book coming to life. AND IT'S NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!!! Some days I really hate how many producers and Hollywood yahoos take the magic out of books and slap mediocrity on screen. But I really don't think that's the case here. Coming to theaters October 16, "Where the Wild Things Are" is impressing kids, stoners, and stoner kids all together in unison as we sing along to the Arcade Fire karaoke and once again discover the gnarly headrush of daring to dream.
Kevin Smith waxed poetic in 150- characters when he tweeted:
ThatKevinSmith:"Where the Wild Things Are" trailer so beautiful, it made me cry. Granted, I'm stoned, but still. Flick moves to top of my must-see list.
Monday, March 30, 2009
"Life is Good when You're Filled with Blood"
As much as I crack up at this video, I'm eager to see if his favorite act actually catches on as quickly as the "Edward" craze has. Sweeping the nation, one reluctant girlfriend at a time. If so, I'll be irrevocably convinced that humankind are all sheep.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
I Googled Boredom and This is What Came Up
I decided this morning in a last-ditch effort to find the sleep that has left my life recently, I would Google myself and others I know. As boring as I though it would be, it was. But there were a few treasures I found that fascinated me so much that I am now going to blog about them here.
First, I Googled my blog.
http://www.google.com/search?q=linzloveslaughter&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
I discovered that instead of actually leading followers to the entertaining bit of social media found here, Google would rather direct them to a lesbian porn blog on Myspace.
Of course if you ask my mother, she would assume they were one and the same place.
I then Googled myself with no really interesting results. So I googled my brother and a Giant fishing website came up.
Captain Jake Herrin's Fishing adventures!! dot com
My brother is an indie-rock nerd who loves comic books and is in a band. Basically an older beardier version of me.
In addition to this awesome fishing site where man, they love fish, a lovely photo came up. I think it speaks better than I ever could so I'll just let you see.
Love ya, bro!
When Googleing my father, I discovered that he and my 5 year- old younger cousin are appealing to the Indiana Supreme Court for a divorce. Many jokes about the South to follow I'm sure.
Perhaps the most disturbing information received, was in the Googleing of my mother. I discovered that she, posed as an insurance agent in Opp, Alabama, donated money to Mike Huckabee's presidential campaign. FOR SHAME,WOMAN!!
Oddly enough we used to live in Alabama, not that far from Opp. Mama, got something you need to admit? Hmm???
To recap: My family portrait is being repainted as a result of this Google epiphany. I, the lesbian porn blogger, stand next to my brother, the towheaded blonde fisherwoman in the poker visor. My parents stand behind us, each with a proud hand of reassurance resting on one of their child's shoulders. My father, the divorcee of my cousin. My mother, the Republican campaign supporter.
Oddly enough, each of their new identities are commonplace in the South. Y'all may laugh at my accent, but at least I don't fall into any major stereotypes of mockery.
If you'll excuse me I need to call my family and ask them if there's anything more I should know.
First, I Googled my blog.
http://www.google.com/search?q=linzloveslaughter&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
I discovered that instead of actually leading followers to the entertaining bit of social media found here, Google would rather direct them to a lesbian porn blog on Myspace.
Of course if you ask my mother, she would assume they were one and the same place.
I then Googled myself with no really interesting results. So I googled my brother and a Giant fishing website came up.
Captain Jake Herrin's Fishing adventures!! dot com
My brother is an indie-rock nerd who loves comic books and is in a band. Basically an older beardier version of me.
In addition to this awesome fishing site where man, they love fish, a lovely photo came up. I think it speaks better than I ever could so I'll just let you see.
Love ya, bro!
When Googleing my father, I discovered that he and my 5 year- old younger cousin are appealing to the Indiana Supreme Court for a divorce. Many jokes about the South to follow I'm sure.
Perhaps the most disturbing information received, was in the Googleing of my mother. I discovered that she, posed as an insurance agent in Opp, Alabama, donated money to Mike Huckabee's presidential campaign. FOR SHAME,WOMAN!!
Oddly enough we used to live in Alabama, not that far from Opp. Mama, got something you need to admit? Hmm???
To recap: My family portrait is being repainted as a result of this Google epiphany. I, the lesbian porn blogger, stand next to my brother, the towheaded blonde fisherwoman in the poker visor. My parents stand behind us, each with a proud hand of reassurance resting on one of their child's shoulders. My father, the divorcee of my cousin. My mother, the Republican campaign supporter.
Oddly enough, each of their new identities are commonplace in the South. Y'all may laugh at my accent, but at least I don't fall into any major stereotypes of mockery.
If you'll excuse me I need to call my family and ask them if there's anything more I should know.
Moral Dilemma
Is it wrong to rob a little cousin of his/her Nintendo DS, if both other siblings have one as well. I mean what family ACTUALLY needs three DS handhelds? Starving young'uns in Africa people, really. PLUS LOOKIE!!! *whimper* I want:
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