A Lesson in Ballin'

Ok, Spring Break 2k9 WOOT!!!
And I'm partying it up in.... Rocky Mount??????
Ermm....

SO I'm blogging, and playing Super Nintendo NBA Jam, watching basketball, and being molested by my brothers dog...... bout that.

In order, my blogging is going well. New Jake and Amir video that joins the others on my exclusive favorites shelf. Watch it. AMAZING.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1903466

NBA Jam is my bitch. Ok well, I don't really think the bragging rights to that one are particularly impressive. In a 16-bit game where you can't foul, basically make every 3- , and goal tending is overlooked by the referees more than Rodman's transgender tendencies, how does one actually get street cred. by being good at that game?

It has led me to the discovery of this fire I have inside me for the sport though. WHich is awesome since that was the goal of my Lent, and now that it's happened I get to sit back, drink a brew, and cheer on my bracket.
A new discovery about me and the b-ball. I like pro better. Whatever get off me. College ball is fun to pass the time in March but I'm really stoked for the NBA playoffs. GO KNICKS.

Finally Xander. The giant bohemouth of a puppy who since Christmas, is basically obsessed with me.
I've kind of accepted it, and just try to ignore the umpaloompas swinging between his legs.

Until last night. I get awakened at 4:30 am. By Xander who has jumped in bed with me ... gotten on top.... grabbed a hold..and just started having fun. Granted, I suppose as some gesture of affection, he did lick me the entire thirty seconds it took me to realize his actions, and shove the 75-lb playboy out of the bed.
Seeing as how he then started whining like the little puppy he is, then did a repeat performance fifteen minutes later, I'm not really sure how the rest of the week is going to pan out. Anyone who knows me and this dog, knows that this is just the 4th date ending to what has always been a mild flirtation (on his part.)

But before any of you call the ASPCA and turn me in, just know that it is a declared law that it's only illegal if the human initiates it. God that fact has just made my week of suffering seemingly twice as long.